It appears that today in the secret underground ICANN base, Mr. Whiteacre has been a fantastic help to Anti-Porn activist Monica Foster. He's managed to round up quite a few notable porn industry icons and toss them in the dumpster for Monica so that she can easily transport them to the .xxx domain.
Huma Weiner has taken the time to drop in, and President Obama skyped in for a briefing as to EXACTLY where within the .xxx domain each branch of the porn industry should be deported to.
As you can see, while Monica is bringing in the .xxx dialing device to connect to .xxx transport gate, her best friend anti-porn activist Desi Foxx is on her way to join in the fun of completing the mission of taking out the trash to WHERE IT BELONGS - the .XXX domain!
